need input...

so this is pretty bad... but i am thinking about a diet that consists of wine and chewing gum.... don't laugh... even though i kinda am... but i am being serious.

i work 3 nights a week, the other 4 days i am off... obviously on work night i can't drink, i'll eat salad.  but the other 4 days...

i could drink a bottle of yellow tail moscato a day, and it would only be 483 calories.  and then chew gum so i don't smell like a wino.    maybe a bad idea, but at least i'd be happy and not hungry... what do you guys think?   i realize its not the healthiest of ideas, but i would only keep this up until i'm to my GW of 110 lbs.